How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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