guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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