Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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