I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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