Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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