Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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