are you still at the devil's house?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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