none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You are a genius and a whore.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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