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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 16, 12 at 11:17am

    Tell her at least she can still play with the box it came in?

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 16, 12 at 3:22pm

      That one is older than your Mom.

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        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 17, 12 at 12:08am

        I wonder if it is? My mom was born in the 1930s (I'm old, and my parents had me late, at that). I wonder if anyone has a dictionary cite for the first use of the word "box" as slang for female genitalia?

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      Submitted by polacke on Dec 18, 12 at 10:33am

      more like the box *he* came in... :-)

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 16, 12 at 11:24am

    Tell her to spead 'em and you'll put it back where you found it.

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    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 16, 12 at 10:47am

    Maybe an apology and flowers?

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    Submitted by gigatexal on Dec 16, 12 at 7:03pm

    That bad huh?

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 16, 12 at 11:14am

    Put it in her ass!!!

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Dec 16, 12 at 8:13pm

    I would never tell anyone that. You just admitted that you suck in bed. And depending on how embarrassed she is, it's most likely that all her friends know that you suck in bed

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    Submitted by atlas117 on Dec 20, 12 at 2:40am

    No refunds

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    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 16, 12 at 3:54pm

    It's like a balloon, all it takes is one prick....

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    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 18, 12 at 2:47pm

    She has to earn it back.

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 16, 12 at 11:45pm

    Yikes!!