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  • Tell her at least she can still play with the box it came in?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 16, 12 at 11:17am
    • That one is older than your Mom.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 16, 12 at 3:22pm
      • I wonder if it is? My mom was born in the 1930s (I'm old, and my parents had me late, at that). I wonder if anyone has a dictionary cite for the first use of the word "box" as slang for female genitalia?

        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 17, 12 at 12:08am
    • more like the box *he* came in... :-)

      Submitted by polacke on Dec 18, 12 at 10:33am
  • Tell her to spead 'em and you'll put it back where you found it.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Dec 16, 12 at 11:24am
  • Maybe an apology and flowers?

    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 16, 12 at 10:47am
  • That bad huh?

    Submitted by gigatexal on Dec 16, 12 at 7:03pm
  • It's like a balloon, all it takes is one prick....

    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 16, 12 at 3:54pm
  • No refunds

    Submitted by atlas117 on Dec 20, 12 at 2:40am
  • Put it in her ass!!!

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 16, 12 at 11:14am
  • I would never tell anyone that. You just admitted that you suck in bed. And depending on how embarrassed she is, it's most likely that all her friends know that you suck in bed

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Dec 16, 12 at 8:13pm
  • She has to earn it back.

    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 18, 12 at 2:47pm
  • Bend her over so you can stuff it back in there.

    Submitted by hogfish on Feb 10, 16 at 3:48pm
  • Done bun can't be undone.

    Submitted by kaykrys on Jul 24, 16 at 11:54am
  • Yikes!!

    Submitted by Key_umm on Dec 16, 12 at 11:45pm