i think i have two assholes
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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