She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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