So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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