I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding