So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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