sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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