My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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