Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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