is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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