Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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