If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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