is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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