We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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