oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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