Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
