apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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