He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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