You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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