I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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