I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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