? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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