i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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