it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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