Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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