thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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