is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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