Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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