Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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