Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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