I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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