no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
