did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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