Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.