he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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