Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I need to align my fucking chakras
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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