I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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