But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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