i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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