i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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