: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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