margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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