I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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