SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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