I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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