i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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