i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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