HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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