I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The Olympian is in my bed
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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