He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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