Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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